I apologize in advance

why are you here

lol jk ofc you wanna hear my life story

I was born...at a very young age (BA-DUM CRASH)

My childhood years weren't easy, when I was your age i had to walk across 3 continents, fight wild dogs, and sell my body 

and even worse when I got there I had to read donald trump wattpad fanfiction

i don't know how to love any more

my first crush was hitler, I loved his unbridled hate and passion. I've always imagined he would be great in bed.

i became an adult after there was a terrible scandal at my school

my spanish teachers sub was KNOCKED OUT CLEAN WITH A FUCKING HARIBO GUMMY I SHIT YOU NOT THIS DID HAPPEN

and I guess that episode where that girl thought she could fly-

R.I.P Fiona Wasker, I fucking warned you dumbass

yeah and now I'm here still living with my parents (ignore the fact I'm a minor)

ok bye